祝你今天过得愉快 ~*

No internet connection.

No internet connection.

How was your holiday? It was so boring. Boring? You went to the seaside! There was nothing to do. I couldn’t get an internet connection. Why didn’t you go for a swim? I can't swim!

肚子上的“游泳圈”。

肚子上的“游泳圈”。

肚子上的“游泳圈”。

人到中年的标志越来越明显。什么标志？肚子上的“游泳圈”。我也有，而且有三个。

I’m multitasking.

I’m multitasking.

I’m multitasking.

Are you listening? Yes, of course. Don’t text while I’m talking to you. Sorry, I just have to reply to this message. But honestly, I am listening to you. You can’t text and listen at the same time! I can. I’m multitasking. I think it’s rude.

政府支持大学生创业。

政府支持大学生创业。

政府支持大学生创业。

马上就要毕业了，到现在还没有找到工作。你可以自己开公司啊，政府支持大学生创业。我也想啊，可是哪有那么容易，再说也没那么多资金啊。你先贷款，以后慢慢还。

Hard to look after.

Hard to look after.

Hard to look after.

What do you want for your birthday? I want a robotic pet. Not a living pet? No, they are too hard to look after. Robot dogs are expensive. Yes, but they don’t need food or medicine.

去医院打针。

去医院打针。

去医院打针。

你脸色看起来不太好。我今天不舒服，要去医院。吃药了吗？吃是吃了，没效果，要去医院打针。

A short attention span.

A short attention span.

A short attention span.

People have such a short attention span these days. Sorry, what did you say? I wasn’t listening. See? You weren’t paying attention to me either. Well, you were talking for such a long time! What? It was less than a minute!

多多练习，试试吧。

多多练习，试试吧。

多多练习，试试吧。

真羡慕你唱歌那么好听！你唱得不好吗？我呀，五音不全。多多练习，试试吧。

Make a comeback.

2024. 11. 9.

Make a comeback.